BRING IN THE ALIENS!

What would the Aliens think if they were observing us right now?

Humanity is in a mess!  Our global economy is ailing.  Everyone is at each other’s throat  for this or that… people are dying of malnutrition both in Africa and in America: the Africans don’t have enough food; the Americans have too much of the wrong kind…

There are inflamed pockets of unrest in strategic places all over the world. 

They are threatening to spread and to take permanent control of the human psyche, overriding our intellect and turning us into irrational individualistic and egocentric fiends.

As a whole we cannot reach consensus as to what needs to be done in order to save our planet. 

We are sleepwalking towards our demise if we carry on exerting planetary resources at the rate we have so far…

But we are happy to carry on attacking both nature and our own bodies by plying ourselves with as many pesticides, drugs, and radioactivity as we can muster regardless of the fact that we have no effective means for controlling those forces! 

The closer we live to each other, the more aggressive we become.  

Fraternity and unity are only to be temporarily attained at someone else’s expense! 

Individuals form close knit groups in order to defend themselves from a perceived outside attack:  that’s what you see in football hooliganism, Communism versus Capitalism, Atheism versus Religion, Homeopaths versus Allopaths… you get the idea…the more insecure about your own survival you become the more  prejudiced against others, and the less tolerant to their views.  

Our fellow human has become a threat! 

Take the example of the London gangs who organise themselves by where they live and will attack members of other gangs if they come into their post code – by the way, I hope the powers that be have taken this into account in their restructuration of the London Boroughs…I’m not joking, the last thing we need now is gangs fighting on our streets to establish their new territories!

A common threat does wonders for cohesion and unity!

The secret is to find a common threat that is large enough to enlist us humans in the some war instead of dividing us to fight lesser causes. 

It needs to be something that doesn’t raise too many philosophic questions, and also something that it is truly an outside threat so that we cannot blame each other for it…

That’s why neither the approaching of the “End of the World” in 2012 nor the “Global Warming” are able to bring us all into unity! 

The first threat relies on the assumption that the Mayans had visionary powers for looking into the distant future guided by a mythical god; the second brings a pass the bucket attitude, with individuals cynically blaming companies for providing them with the means for planetary destruction… let’s try to be honest for once:  as individuals we should be able to take the responsibility for most of the damage that’s been done!  After all the corporations wouldn’t have been able to keep in business if we hadn’t support them by buying their products…  

Any way that’s not going to be a reasonable and permanent way to unity either, but let’s at least start by taking responsibility for our own mistakes and our own lifestyle choices!

Just a couple of days ago we're holding our breath and hoping that the UARS, that blasted thing that NASA had taken into space to monitor the damage that we are doing to the Ozone layer,  wasn’t going to fall on someone’s head! 

It’s okay for NASA to say that the chances of someone being hit are only minute, but when that is said under the same breath as “We don’t know where it is going to fall, and we cannot be precise about what day or time it'll happen…” it’s hard not to take it personally, and to not think that we could be the unlucky one who gets hit by that piece of space junk the size of double decker bus tumbling from space at high speed. 

Space junk is a serious problem with millions of objects orbiting Earth right now. 

Should we be angry at Space Agencies for trashing our atmosphere despite their knowledge of the increasing problem that they're causing even to their own spacecraft? Risking a huge ecologic disaster with such a cavalier attitude to discarding rubbish in space as we would leave our trash cans out for collection?  Or by dismissing incidents like last weekend’s with a “ everything that runs out of fuel will eventually come back down to Earth”? 

Off course I’m angry!  I would like them to start cleaning up after themselves!

It wasn’t me who trashed space!  But wasn’t I happy to see photos taken from space, to learn about new research and to find out about every one of the space missions? 

We are in this together… pointing the finger at each other and doing nothing is not going to bring us long term wellbeing! 

Still looking at a possible solution for our global fragmentation as a collective …

I say:  BRING IN THE ALIENS! 

That’s right they may be the only solution we’ve got left!  So if there are any Aliens out there reading this blog:  prepare to do your bit for us, just come in, and stage an invasion!  That's a sure way to bring us all together in a collective effort against you - the common enemy, and to remind us that after all we are all human!

Oh! And by the way fellow humans, don’t let those alien invaders belittle us for our current financial mess!  Take them to Westfield Shopping Centre I’m sure it will put their alien minds at rest about the threat of a Terrestrial double dip recession!  

See you next week, same time, same place!

By the Undercover Homeopath

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Homeopathy Celebrities on the couch: Snoop Dogg, razzadazzle

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This week the Undercover Homeopath anylises Snoop Dogg's psychological profile according to Homeopathy principles, and prescribes a homeopathic remedy.

Snoop Dogg is more than just a famous rapper.  No matter what you think of his music or his lifestyle, moral and aesthetic values a side – he is a very talented guy!  He has come from humble beginnings, a difficult childhood blighted by his father’s abandonment, and associations with one of the best known criminal gangs of New York, charges of drugs possession and even of murder, although the last one was later cleared - to be a role model for millions of teenagers and young adults who come from a similar background to his. 

What happens when Fluorine meets Nitricum?  Or should I rephrase that?  What happens when Snoop Dogg meets Ian Neale? The effect can be rather amusing and stimulating for both of them.  Snoop Dogg is not only a very talented rapper and a good comedian; he is also an astute business man who knows how to engage his audience and to make every one of his fans feel special.  His homeopathic constitutional remedy is Fluoric Acid, Ian Neale’s is one of the Nictricums, possibly Nitric Acid.  

A few key notes on both and how these match what we know of both the Rapper and the Farmer. 

Fluorica the key word is EXIBITIONISM. It is mostly a male remedy.  This is the remedy for Playboys – they are very concerned with all things superficial, their relationships lack depth they can even feel intimidated by their own family, and certainly bored with any long term relationship.  What they are good at is everything fast. Fast career ascension, fast cars, and fast women (preferably with long legs and big breasts).  Appearance is also very important as a symbol of their status and supremacy above anyone else, their appearance, the way they dress and the way they look is designed to show others their greatness.  The Fluoric Acid in particular has a great sense of humour which they normally vent in sex jokes.  One of the characteristics of this remedy is the speaking in staccato, just like a machine gun.

Physically this is a remedy for exhaustion, mainly kidney weakness due to sexual exhaustion.  People who need this remedy tend to suffer from muscle/skeletal diseases as they have flexibility complaints, these can be on both extremes – they are too flexible double jointed like; or extremely ridged.  They can problems with their teeth. The Fluorica type can be ADHD especially as a child or a teenager and then become totally exhausted in later life.  They are considered to be amoral, resorting to crime, if needed, in order to achieve their objective.  They are great at social interaction but they cannot sustain this at a deeper level. 

We see many of these traits in Snoop Dogg.  His music style is a good example of the “like a machine gun speech” Fluoric Acid is known for. Although when not rapping he can actually sound quite relaxed and mellow – I guess this is a Cannabis effect, but it also shows the exhausted side of Fluoric Acid. 

His entry on Wikipedia is larger than most, to include all his achievements, deliberately omitting anything less complementary.  Even the arrest for Cocaine possession and the reference to his past affiliation of a notorious gang are listed as badges of honour. 

Snoop is in Europe and he’s surely being noticed!  He did his best to charm the Welsh people, wearing their football club’s shirt; getting familiar with the best traditional food places; praising fans directly such as the little girl who defended her mum when someone tried to take her purse, and inviting Ian Neale the ” Giant Veg Massive” as he called him, to his show to swap tips about vegetable growing.  All of this has been done in good spirits and effortlessly. He’s managed not only to promote himself and his show in Wales, but also to promote Marijuana by appearing in front of luxuriant Cannabis plants – and all with a great sense of humour.  His humour is normally focused on sex: after all the comments about the size of Neal’s cucumbers, and how the ladies must’ve been proud of him,  we have this week been treated to Snoop’s photos surrounded by Playboy bunnies – just to remind us that Snoop dominates in that area too…      

Snoop started from humble and difficult beginnings – and we can sense that the absence of his father was never totally healed.  Life in the Crips gang mustn’t been easy, nor the jail stints – but he has made it, he is a success story that most of us can all but dream of – I mean, you only have to look at the number of Followers in his Twitter account to see this!  Moral and aesthetic values aside, he is a very talented guy who knows how to communicate with his audience!

Nitricum Acid

The key word is EXPANSION. These patients have a concern with close spaces and constriction which they cannot tolerate!  They prefer large spaces, ideally open air.  They enjoy the good things in life, and they tend to exaggerate everything - they surely know how to tell a story, and they are the ones to come up with the best fisherman's tales, although these may not necessarily be wrong since they really have a gift for "BIG".  Do you remember the granddad in "Big Fish" the movie? That's right - a Nitricum!

Nitrate is used in farming for stimulating the growing of vegetables. But they can also be quite moralistic and critical of others. 

Although we don’t have the complete portrait of Ian Neale to be able to do an in depth psychological analysis, we can see some of the key elements of the remedy:  he is a farmer, and an expert at growing oversized vegetables – it all started thirty years ago for a bet with a friend on who would grow the biggest onion – Nitricum people are very competitive, although the Fluorica are the real gamblers! 

Ian handed Snoop a pack of Root Grow, Snoop Dogg tried to share a joint with him but he says he only had a puff as he didn’t like it. Mr Neale says that Snoop might be worth $100,000,000 but that he is aiming to grow a 100b sued next year, and that he will do it without any drugs just with legal substances.  Good luck, we definitely need some more dedicated farmers like him!      

By the Undercover Homeopath

The Homeopathy of the riots, the greed game and the name blame!

There are a lot of angry people out there and they are getting organised, so you better be prepared too, it could soon come to a city near you…

Last month it took 1,600 rioters and looters to cause £3 million damage to our economy - they were mostly uneducated, disaffected youths who have no sense of belonging, who don’t fit in their community, who were brought up by their single mothers, whose majority can even read…

It took one man to cause a damage of £1,5 billion and he was neither angry or hungry!

The difference is that Kweku Adoboli is no dumb thug he is a Quaker public school educated man, considered by his former colleagues to be a gentle, sensitive, and serious too goody shoes who never told jokes, and who used to speak to the other students on how his parents inspired him to be the best! His father, a retired senior UN official, has since come forward to declare his son “a man of integrity” and to ask us all not to make harsh judgements. It is indeed possible for Kweku to be a man of integrity but he has made a mistake and if we are to measure mistakes by their financial impact: a huge one!


But be aware of the quite ones…the smooth talkers who seldom get angry are the ones capable of causing the most damage!


This man of integrity had a dark secret, one to which he briefly alluded on his Facebook page when he said “he needed a miracle” …in the end there was no miracle and he had to own up to the fact that he had made a huge gamble with his bank’s money and lost. This was magnified by the devaluation of the Suisse Franc.


There is a lot to come out in this story in which a single man is being made a scapegoat by his employer in what is largely a game of greed gone wrong.

Had it gone right he would have been up for a huge bonus, a pat on the back and perhaps a promotion! Maybe it’s just me but I can never resist a chuckle when I see someone scoring their goal…It is almost as impossible not to laugh, just like when we see someone tripping over on the street! I guess I have a bit of juvenile sense of humour…well done UBS!



There is also another important lesson to be learn by the riots and UBS’ losses:


They put a price tag on education like nothing could have done it: take the round figure of £3 million worth of damage and divide it by 1,600 uneducated people,  now compare it to £1,5 billion that Mr Adoboli (allegedly single handed) has lost…that is the price tag of a good solid education! Or is it…?   That’s why it’s dangerous to measure things by their financial value alone…There are more important ways of evaluating commodities than by giving them a price tag.  Greed is no good - Wall Street!


Now then: the rioters and looters…


Everyone has talked about them, emotions ran high with people spewing fire and venomous comments. People of all backgrounds and degrees of expertise have tried to find a justification for those three days of insanity that ran wild in our streets! Some beating themselves up, others symbolically beating the crap out of the mob.

And now that all the public figures have made their statements and given their interpretations according to their own agenda, the politicians are asking us common people what do we think it was the cause …

Okay, I had vowed not to write about the riots, and to let that go. I've tried to step gingerly over the psychological debris they’ve left on our community spirit… but I just can’t resist any longer!

If we are to make progress into addressing what happened during those three days of drug fuelled, sheer madness of consumerist greed imploding on itself, we must consider that there were various types of people causing chaos and that casting them all as just one type, like the justice system is doing, is only going to compound to the social void we are in.



To start with we should make a distinction between the rioters and the looters.

Although some might have crossed over, this was not always the case.



The rioters were angry.


Angry about many things, various things…and if you have been angry before, and who hasn’t? You know that you might start by being angry at one thing but that your inventory of grievances soon piles up! Now imagine this individual effect being fuelled by the anger of dozens, hundreds of people…it was big, it was explosive, it was caustic and it blew up!


The looters were hungry.


Some were hungry for food, and we heard of some reports of kids breaking into Macdonald’s and frying their own burgers! These guys must have had some training…I can tell you that if you were to let me lose in the kitchen of a fast food outlet I wouldn’t know where to start!

Others were breaking into Iceland and Lidl! I mean… no offence but if money is not an issue, wouldn’t you rather go to Waitrose and M&S? These rioters were not only hungry, they are also creatures of habit and stuck to the safety of what they knew. They have shopped at these stores all their lives so at least they knew where to find the frozen carrots and the toilet paper…

Looting is misplaced shopping, and the looters were the shops’ loyal customers!

This is why retail sustained such heavy losses: shops lost both their stock and their customers. Either because they’ve been in jail since or because they already got what they needed, they haven’t been back to the shops for a while!


We had the discerning looters:


Those who looked for particular items and brands and who wouldn’t settle for less…some apparently did home shopping, ordering their looting to be done by the lesser members of their gang - their personal staff…

Then the hoarders...

They just grabbed anything they could whether they needed it or not on a “it might come in hand later” attitude.

And lastly we had the recycling looters:


Those who just came behind looking at the damage and picking up after the more consumerist types, with the view that “ if it’s going to waste I might as well have it”!

By the Undercover Homeopath

Keep your hands off the NHS Mr Cameron!

Mr Cameron I’ve got a message for you: keep your hands off the NHS!

I know that I shouldn’t care about this, but I do! The truth is that some of my patients use the NHS and any cuts to the service affect them too.

Homeopathy is after all a complementary therapy!

If any of my colleagues is reading this, they are probably wondering which side am I on…but you see no one is one dimensional, and sometimes if we want to be coherent with ourselves we have to take controversial causes too. Just like that sceptic guy the other day on twitter who spotted my blog, tweeted it to all his followers and managed to included me on the Homeopathy is Out magazine - I thank you for that! Or was it by mistake…?

In the case of the NHS, I much rather know that my patients have a choice

That they've made an informed decision, not that they’ve come to see me out of despair from not having the medical support they deserve!

And if they chose the combined approach of homeopathy/healing and conventional medicine, I like to know that they are being closely monitored by their GP or their consultant, and backed up by proper tests.

The world becomes a better place if we all work together for the ultimate goal that is our patients' wellbeing!

Even for those patients who have decided that they can dispense with their doctor’s opinion, "because it’s their own body and they bloody well know what they want“, I still like to know that if they change their mind at any point they are able to rely on the NHS.

If you, Mr Cameron start to reduce services without listening to the 10,000 NHS staff telling you why you shouldn’t, we are all to become poorer.

Good health and education infrastructures are not only the preserve of a civilised world, they are also what makes us civilised in the first place…if you erode those under whatever pretext, whether financial or other, you are turning your vision of the Big Society into the very Sick Society that you abhor.

In a healthy society people are able to think and to make decisions for themselves

In order to do this they require proper education, they need to be aware of the many options available to them so that when they make a decision it is a deliberate, well informed one.

The less options we give them the more remote control we are exercising on them.

This is why I do not condone any sort of radicalism, there is never an excuse for that. To be able to have flexibility of mind and to adapt to every circumstance is the Holistic approach that you were trying to articulate in your speech when you mentioned that you were risking sounding like a homeopath…don’t worry, unless your change your policy a lot, you don’t sound like one at all…

Now on a different note, a tweet spiked my curiosity, so I decided to "follow the evidence"

Someone was expressing their disappointment with the Homeopathy display in the Natural History Museum. Well I couldn’t agree more! I spent over two hours looking for it, which when you are wearing stilettos and a pencil skirt is no mean feat, and I couldn’t find it!

I mean it’s so secret than not even the staff knows where it is…I looked everywhere! Where are they hiding it? In the gents? It’s the only place where I didn’t look…

In the end I decided to visit the “Sexy Beast” exhibition instead which is well worth seeing
It’s on until the 2^nd of October only so if you are in London go and see it.

It is a multimedia display about animal magnetism…and sex: lots of it! It gives a good insight from a scientific perspective, to the range of reproductive variations in many species.

From courtship and mating rituals of some species, to the wonderful weirdness of their reproductive systems…

It’s fascinating! For instance did you know that roman snail lovers can spent hours in foreplay just rubbing and massaging each other’s heads and then shoot love darts at one another before copulating?

Or that the Gartner snake mating can involve one female and up to 25 males all in a ball, and that there is even a pseudo female who can mimic the female’s pheromones and fool all the other males into pilling up on top of him in order to keep him warm?


About keeping warm… there was a story this week that warmed my heart, and apparently those of many people: David Walliams

Perhaps even more so because he is the unlikely hero - a comedian with a very strange sense of humour sometimes borderline intimidating, offering us a grotesque caricature of society, and of himself.

He has spoken frankly and publicly in the past about his chronic depression which is nevertheless eased by keeping physically active practicing sport, and by his work as a comedian.
　
He also did what not many of us would have been prepared to do: he swam the length of Thames to raise money for disadvantaged kids through Sports Relief. He’s raised a lot of money and the donations are still going!

I hope that makes it all worth it, the raw sewage that ended up on his tummy causing tremendous colic and diarrhoea, his fear of the swans, the extreme cold, the insect bites, his fear of someone dropping a brick on his head from one of the bridges…

He did it!

And now on his priority list are a bath, a drink with his friends, spending some time with his wife and opening the post!

Homeopathy is not glamorous

Have you ever heard about the kid who wanted to be a homeopath?

No? Nor have I!  If you want to know what are the currently most glamorised professions, ask a 6 year what they want to be when they grow up, and you will get a fairly good idea… footballer, prime minister, chef, medical doctor, fireman, celebrity, and vet, all rank pretty well. Homeopath sadly doesn’t even make it to the top 50. You might say it’s just because their parents don’t know how to spell it. Well that might had been the case up until four or five years ago, but it is no longer.

Several years ago, every time I told people that I was studying homeopathy, they would look at me with that strange expression and ask: homeowhat? But these days thanks to the concerted attack of the media on a weekly basis, homeopathy has finally started to become more popular. Now when I say that I am a homeopath, people don’t look at me as if I’m coming out of the closet, or if I’m confessing to be part of a strange religious cult, instead they look at me with interest and ask, Oh! Are you?

But even now we cannot claim that to become a homeopath is the ambition of a child. In fact we cannot even claim it to be the realistic job option once we grow up and are forced to settle for a less glamorous job in order to pay the bills.


The average homeopathy college is full of chicks

and very few blokes, but if you are a young dude in need of ideas on how to pull chicks I suggest you re-set your browser and navigate quickly away from this site, before you embark on a lengthy and expensive course and end up getting more than you bargained for!
Lets face it, we are not glamorous at all as a group, salve few exceptions.  Your average homeopathic college is filled up with middle age overweight frumpy ladies in jeans, with pony tails and facial hair, plus the occasional bloke, normally a retired hippy.

You shouldn’t feel sorry for the odd guy among the homeopathic group, as he will normally end up becoming part of the next generation of teachers. They might be the minority but somehow they always end up becoming famous homeopaths and teachers.

The females, although some will become teachers as well, mostly tend to stick to healing their families and close friends, and to take other jobs to pay their bills, with only a small percentage making it into the very competitive complementary medicine market.


Even for the few of us who become famous, fame is very relative.

We are not talking about Big Brother celebrity fame.

You might ask why would someone want to do it, graduating in homeopathy I mean, not the Big Brother thingy which is quite obviously the way to go in terms of fame and recognition.

But homeopathy… being bashed around by the media on a weekly basis, not making enough money to pay the bills, having to dwell on the patients’ cases for hours looking for that illusive clue to what their simillum remedy might be… personally, I guess my best chance of fame will be if the quackmeter website people decide to nominate me in their wall of shame and to publish a link to this blog, so if any of you is reading this, I’m not asking for any favours, but a little publicity wouldn’t go a miss…

Hard to explain why someone would want to become a homeopath...

For most people the transition between allopathy, conventional medicine that is, and homeopathy is a painful journey. I sometimes tell my patients that most people who have never tried homeopathic treatment before, would feel embarrassed to admit it, but secretly they put a great faith in homeopathy.

They go on for years, filling themselves up with toxins from the way they eat, the air they breath, the medicines they take, allowing themselves to be bombard with radiation from mobile phones, WiFi, eating microwaved and irradiated food, and so on… they put themselves under enormous pressure and stress, and every time they become sick they ask their doctors to turn off our alarm signals and to ply them with some more drugs so that they can numb the pain, suppress the symptoms and just live to fight another day. We all know fully well that there are no magic medicines: our bodies weren’t built to be suppressed and if an illness is suppressed the pathology will just move into another organ.

It is in fact so predictable where the next ailment will manifest that I normally tell my patients, to go and read the side effects of the drug they are currently taking if they want to know what they are going to suffer from next.

And then, and just then, once all the doors have been closed, and they are told that whatever health problem they have, cannot be cured, that they must stick to your medication for life, or that it’s just old age, and so on, then, and only then, they have an inspiration…

Let’s try homeopathy!

This is in no way a criticism, this is the way most of us homeopaths first became aware of this complementary medicine system too, either from experiencing first hand suffering or by observing someone close, normally one of our children suffer from chronic problems that conventional medicine just aggravated instead of healing.

Coming into homeopathy involves often a certain degree of physical and psychological suffering

that tends to drag on for years until we finally realised that the more conventional options of treatment were failing us.  Wrestling with our scepticism about our own healing ability, and finally understanding that we too could study homeopathy and become healers saving others the painful journey we have been through.

The process begins: studying homeopathy is lengthy and it never really ends...


Part of the homeopathic philosophy is that every patient is unique, and that detailed analysis of an individual, getting to know his personal history both medical and psychological is necessary to foment their healing ability.

This process involves taking a person’s case in minute detail to get the complete picture of their various symptoms and how these can be affected for better and for worst, and then matching all of this to one of the almost five thousand homeopathic remedies available. And this is only the first appointment!

Because of our life style most of us will have too many layers of blockages or obstacles to cure

although most people have some improvement after their first appointment, they in general require subsequent appointments in order to complete their self-healing process. On following appointments we look at what had changed in their symptoms picture since their last prescription, and re-define their homeopathic portrait and match this again to the correct remedy.


I see myself as a health detective:

In my view every little sensation counts, this is what makes you different from everyone else, and if I want to boost and stimulate your immune system in order to help you to heal yourself,

You and me must get familiar with all those little symptoms!

If you are new to Homeopathy and are just wondering how does it work, don’t even go there! Sorry if I’m sounding a bit wary, but it’s just that sooner or later that insidious question seems to prop up into everyone’s mind! Have you ever tried to ask your GP how medicine works? Go on, do it next time just to see their face…I'm only joking, you mustn’t waste your doctor’s time.

I repeat: YOU MUST NOT WASTE YOUR DOCTOR’S TIME! And you shouldn’t waste mine either!

The same way that it might be interesting to analyse medicine in detail as a health system and try to understand all the biochemical processes of any possible drug prescribed to you and how they work, but your doctor’s surgery is not the place to do this: he or she is not necessarily the best equipped person to tell you about it; it is not my place either, as a homeopath, to explain how homeopathy works and why does it work, be contented that I can select from a vast range of remedies the right one to treat you, that is my job.

If you want to know how it works, I suggest you study quantum physic, of all the scientific branches seems to be the one that comes closer to explainning the homeopathic healing phenomenon.

Just in case that young dude of earlier on is still reading:

study as you may, you are more likely to unravel the secrets of the universe with it than to pull any chicks, but hey, what do I know? I’m just a homeopath…

And now, if you will excuse me I've got to go pluck my chin.

　
Meet you next week, same time, same place!
　

By the Undercover Homeopath